Interview with the Geeky Burlesque Performer Nasty Canasta

WARNING: The following post contains images that are NSFW and will most likely result in multiple nergasms.

Kobayashi Maru- Cyberman Doctor Who

Kobayashi Maru- Cyberman Doctor Who

Nasty Canasta is a damn good burlesque performer. Her creativity is unparalleled and she manages to blow my mind every time. There aren’t many people who can pull of a lamp performance but Nasty does, and she does it well. We all have favorites, and Nasty Canasta is one of mine. Being a big fan of Wasabassco Burlesque (the troupe Nasty is apart of), I’ve seen her perform countless times. But what makes her one of my favorites, other than her creativity, is her ability to transform the energy of the room. Whether it’s fun and feisty or sultry and sexy, Nasty’s performances will draw you in.

There are two Nasty Canasta moments that are still vivid in my mind. The first was when she performed as her alter ego Kobayashi Maru (a biomechanical-Kawaii-android). She slowly cut off her clothes accompanied by HAL 9000’s monologue. HAL’s monologue is pretty potent on its own, but then you add a woman slowly undressing, and well, it was an intense performance to say the least. The second, also as Kobayashi Maru, was her infamous and ridiculously awesome Cyerbman number. Dressed as a Cyberman (which instantly makes any Whovian in the audience squee with excitement), she undresses and takes a grinder to the metal corset she’s wearing. Sparks fly. Minds are blown.

Other than being an amazing burlesque performer (she has a Wikipedia page to prove it), Nasty Canasta is host and producer of Naked Girls Reading. She also has Doctor Who and Hitchhikers ink which are Tattoo Tuesday (and I’m sure there’s more). If you’re ever in the NYC area or Ms. Canasta is in your area, go to her show. You can thank me later.



Naked Girls Reading Website:


Girl Gone Geek Interview with Nasty Canasta:

How did you get into burlesque? How long have you been doing it?

Nasty Canasta Poison Ivy (Photo by Carlo Pizarro)

Nasty Canasta Poison Ivy (Photo by Carlo Pizarro)

Nasty Canasta: I started out as a stage actor – I went to college for acting and set design and moved to NYC after graduation to do the whole actor thing. After almost 10 years of horribly embarrassing off-off-off-off-off-Broadway shows (which, fortunately, no one ever actually saw) I discovered burlesque, and that was pretty much it for me. I’ve been a performer of one sort or another for most of my life, but burlesque continues to be the most fun I’ve ever had onstage. This February I’ll be celebrating my 8th year as a burlesque performer.

How did you come up with your name?

Nasty Canasta: It’s actually the name of a Chuck Jones cartoon character from the 1950’s – he’s a giant, surly Western outlaw with permanent five o’clock shadow and a whiskey habit. All in all fairly appropriate, I think.

Do you ever worry that non-nerds won’t “get” some of your acts? 

Nasty Canasta: That’s the golden rule of any ‘reference’ act (whether it’s nerdy, political, literary, pop culture or anything else): it absolutely *must* be entertaining and engaging to any and every audience member, regardless of their familiarity with the source material. Not only is it insulting to an audience (no one wants to feel ‘stupid’ or not cool enough to get it), but it’s lazy: if all you’re doing is reassembling bits of someone else’s character/costume/movie/comic book/etc. without adding anything of your own, it’s not burlesque; that’s cosplay. The goal is to make every act accessible to every audience on some level – and if there are extra ‘easter eggs’ for some folks, that’s even better.

When was the first time you decided to do your first nerd burlesque performance? How did that come about?

Nasty Canasta: I actually had to look back in the records for this one (because just maybe I keep a spreadsheet of every act I’ve ever performed at every show I’ve ever done, maybe …) and I’m still not entirely sure. But starting back in 2006 I co-produced a monthly themed & scripted burlesque show called Pinchbottom; some of our first themes were Sci-Fi and Comics, and most of my earliest nerd numbers were created for versions of those shows. I think the *very* first one was a Plan 9/Ed Wood number for the Sci-Fi show; I also did a Fourth Doctor & Leela duet with Creamy Stevens for that one. My Poison Ivy act happened not long after that, I think.

What geek burlesque performances have you done?

Nasty Canasta: Okay, here we go: Beetlejuice; Apocalypse Now; James Bond (several different solo, duet & group numbers – Pinchbottom produced 3 versions of our James Bond show over a few years), Poison Ivy, Indiana Jones, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Superman (that was actually a Lois/Jimmy/Superman trio act), Tron, Blade Runner, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, Flash Gordon, Star Trek, 2001 …. and the Doctor Who numbers: the Fourth Doctor duet, a solo Fourth Doctor act, the Tenth Doctor, and my Cyberman act. For the 2010 Wasabassco anniversary show we also did a 20-person, four-regeneration Whovian extravaganza (which I *still* have never seen photos of!) Many (actually most) of these are long retired, either because they were specific to the shows they were created for or just to make room in the storage closet for the new ones!

Do you have a favorite?

Kobayashi Maru- Flash Gordon (Photo by Dale Harris)

Kobayashi Maru- Flash Gordon (Photo by Dale Harris)

Nasty Canasta: My favorites are probably the ones that have survived (which makes sense) – Poison Ivy, Flash Gordon, 2001 and Star Wars. Right now my Cyberman act is my absolute favorite, though that’s probably because it’s the newest, and because I don’t get to perform it all that often due to the technical requirements of the act.

Are there any geek acts you want to perform in the future?

Nasty Canasta: I’m working on a Wash number for an upcoming Firefly show, and I have a TARDIS act in the theoretical/design stages. Then there’s the Kobayashi number — I have an alter ego named Kobayashi Maru, who’s a sort of biomechanical-Kawaii-android. For years Doc Wasabassco and I have been tossing around the idea of a number where her pieces are actually unpacked and assembled onstage, so hopefully that’s going to actually happen for this year’s Wasabassco anniversary show in November.

How do you manage to mix the right amount of nerd and sexy into those acts?

Nasty Canasta:I think that goes back to the ‘golden rule’ thing. I generally trust that if there’s enough original stuff – enough ‘me’ – in an act, then it’s going to work on both the nerd level and the burlesque level.

How did you start hosting Doctor Who Sunday’s at The Way Station?

Nasty Canasta: I’ve known Anders for a while and helped out a bit while he and Doc were building the Way Station (mostly painting and curtaining and all that, which was a totally transparent plot to make sure I was around while the TARDIS was being installed) and at one point someone suggested showing Doctor Who episodes at the the bar. I think Doc suggested I curate it, having a shall we say ‘deep familiarity’ with the classic episodes …

Who is your favorite Doctor and Companion? 

Nasty Canasta: Like most people my age I grew up with Tom Baker, so he’ll pretty much always be ‘my’ Doctor – though I do love Tennant. I actually have a lot of favorite companions, but I think my favorites are Rose and Ace … and I happen to think they’d get along pretty well, too.

Tom Baker/4 had the scarf and Matt Smith/11 has the bow tie. What would your signature-clothing item be if you were the Doctor?

Nasty Canasta: Sonic pasties. Definitely.

If you were on a deserted island what video game, comic/book, movie and TV show would you bring?

Nasty Canasta: The Hitchhhiker’s text game (I haven’t played a video game since about 1989, but I have always adored that one); either Watchmen for the comic or the Hitchhiker’s trilogy for the book; Back To The Future; and (big surprise) Doctor Who.

Geek Burlesque: Hazel Honeysuckle Interview

WARNING: The following post contains images that are NSFW and will most likely result in multiple nergasms. 

Hazel Honeysuckle as LeeLoo

This blog post could only contain photos and a caption saying, “Hazel Honeysuckle is gorgeous burlesque performer that plays D&D. You’re welcome.” and you would be perfectly fine with that. I’ve seen Hazel several times at Wasabassco Burlesque performing everything from a tradition burlesque number, a Dwarf Fighter act and even managed to make Cookie Monster very sexy.

Try to pry your eyes off the stunning photos of Hazel and check out the interview I had with her. The photos will still there after you read the interview, I swear.

Girl Gone Geek Interview with Hazel Honeysuckle

How did you get into burlesque?

Hazel: My husband and I saw a couple of shows together, and I was so delighted by the mix of glamour, humor, and creativity. I found the NY School of Burlesque, and Jo Weldon set me on the path to this glittery life I enjoy today!

How long have you been performing?

Hazel: I’ve been a performer for just over two years.

How did you come up with your name?

Hazel: Nothing very fancy; I wrote out a list of names I liked (there was a LOT of alliteration), and ended up with this one. Naming yourself is an interesting exercise. I’m more comfortable with this name, the only problem is sometimes it’s a little hard to fit on a flyer!

When was the first time you decided to do your first nerd burlesque performance?

Hazel: It was very early on; I was invited to perform with a live band in a sci-fi-themed show. I created a Leeloo Dallas act as well as my Seven of Nine act. Seven’s LED pasties were very popular.

What made you want to merge your love for D&D into your burlesque?

Hazel: When Anja Keister started the D20 Burlesque show, I knew I needed to make something fantastically nerdy. My Sheila the Thief act includes enlarged printouts of Sheila’s character sheet. Many of the stats came from the little booklet packaged with the DVD box set of the D&D cartoon series, and my husband and I filled in the rest. I wanted to make sure it was a playable character!

Have you done any other nerd burlesque performances?

Hazel: Besides the ones I’ve already mentioned, I also have Dwarf Fighter act, loosely based on my character, Bill, from a recent campaign I played with many members of D20 burlesque. Then there’s my Lovecraft-inspired act based on his story “Dreams from the Witch House”, in which I have an extremely disturbing puppet with a baby’s face. I also have a couple of Harry Potter-themed acts and, of course, Cookie Monster!

Do you have a favorite?

Hazel: Right now it’s Cookie Monster. I made a googly-eyed headband for the last performance, and it makes me so happy to see the eyes going crazy when I shake my head! Not to mention I get to eat a whole bunch of cookies…

What draws you to fun performances like your D&D dwarf and Cookie Monster numbers?

Hazel: Frankly, most of my nerdy numbers were developed to fit a particular show where I’d been asked to perform. I enjoy having that guideline to come up with something that I can really commit myself to. The other half of it is a chance to show my nerdy side. The best part of burlesque for me is the complete creative freedom to do whatever I want. I make my own costumes, choose music, choreography, etc. It’s very empowering.

Any other geek acts you want to perform in the future?

Hazel: Tasslehoff Burrfoot. One of Miyazake’s heroines, maybe Princess Mononoke or Nausicaa. Princess Daisy!! Sandra Bullock from the classic, Demolition Man…hehe.

How do you manage to mix the right amount of nerd and sexy into those acts?

Hazel Honeysuckle: Hmm. Well I think the sexy comes out anyway, it’s kind of my go-to thing. When I add the nerdy, I guess it balances itself out.

If you were on a deserted island what video game, book, movie, TV show would you bring?

Hazel: Ooh, that’s a tough one! Video game would have to be Dr. Mario, my favorite since NES. For books, I’d go with Weiss and Hickman’s Dragonlance books (a series is ok, right? After all, we’re nerds…). TV show is definitely Futurama. Plus it has the added bonus of so many great sci-fi references!

Hazel Honeysuckle as LeeLoo

Hazel Honeysuckle as LeeLoo

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Wasabassco Burlesque Interview: Burlesque Can Be Sexy & Geeky

WARNING: This post contains images that may be NSFW and will result in multiple nergasms. 

Wasabassco Burlesque

I am proud to confess that I am a Wasabassco Burlesque groupie. You would be one too if you saw beautiful women perform as your favorite geek characters and take their clothes off. (Plus, it’s probably the closest thing I’ll get to seeing the doctor naked.) You thought you had a nergasm before, you haven’t experienced anything until you’ve seen the ladies of Wasabassco Burlesque in action.

Wasabassco’s name comes from The Wasabi Ass Company, because well.. they’re hot ass. They are based in the NYC, so if you’re ever in the area you have to check out one of their shows. They perform up to 10 times a month and growing each week. I leave every show with a sore throat because the only way I can express how amazing the performances are is by screaming at the top of my lungs.

The reason why I’m such a big fan of Wasabassco is because they are a group of extremely talented and creative performers who just happen to be major geeks. So whether they are performing to a HAL 9000 monologue (yes that actually happened, and yes it was magnificent), or they are performing a traditional burlesque number it will be very, very enjoyable.

I met Doc last year when I interviewed him about The Way Station (that bar with a TARDIS). Doc manages The Way Station and is the producer for Wasabassco Burlesque. He’s also build not one, but two TARDISes. His life is pretty damn awesome. He was nice enough to take the time and answer some interview questions for me.

Interview with Doc Wasabassco:

What is the Wasabassco Burlesque origin story?

Wasabassco Burlesque Cyberman Doctor Who nasty canasta

Nasty Canasta as a Cyberman

In 2004 I was working as an illustrator specializing in cartoon style pin-up girls. My oldest friend Anders Heidel (of The Way Station) was working in PR at the time. One night the phone rang and it was Anders calling to tell me that he’d just arranged for a gallery show of my pin-up art at a local bar/ gallery space. An hour later he called back from a local performance venue to tell me that he’d arranged for us to put on a burlesque show as a publicity stunt for the gallery show. An hour after that he called again to tell me that he’d booked The World Famous Pontani Sisters to headline the first show. He was out on a pub crawl in Brooklyn and he kept making these connections at different bars getting drunker and making more and more deals. The next day we got together and started the sober plans for our first show. The show ended up being bigger than anything anyone else was doing at the time in NYC and we packed the place. It was a huge success and the venue booked us for a second event before the first one was over. The gallery show became an after thought. I’d discovered the thrill of live burlesque, and illustration gradually lost its appeal for me. Anders and I did shows together for a few more months and then he stepped back and I took over the solo producer reins.

Doc Wasabassco Photo By Leland Bobbe

Doc Wasabassco Photo By Leland Bobbe

What do you do for Wasabassco Burlesque? 

I’m the producer of Wasabassco. I handle all of the negotiation with venues, I choose all of the performers who appear in the shows, as well as our support staff. I spend the majority of my time booking the performers for each individual show date. I handle a majority of the promotion and PR, and all of the boring paperwork and expenses. I’m also an MC at the majority of our show, which is the fun part, but I think the most important thing I do is set the tone, and choose the aesthetic for what makes Wasabassco what it is as opposed to any other show.

Hazel Honeysuckle as LeeLoo

Hazel Honeysuckle as LeeLoo

Have you ever had shows out-of-state or any plans on taking Wasabassco on the road?

We have toured in the past, mostly on the east coast. We’ve performed in Boston, Connecticut, New Jersey, Upstate New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Washington DC. The problem is that as Wasabassco grows it’s harder to do our style of big show on the road. It’s difficult to shove a handful of people in a van and still deliver the same experience. We’re not a rock band and the fun wears off quickly. I’d prefer to book a multiple night run at a single venue in another city and do it right.

What makes Wasabassco different from other burlesque troupes?

I’m not a performer. A lot of shows are produced by performers and they understandably want to focus the show on themselves or their friends. Since I’m not the star of my own show I get to step back and be objective. I try to produce the show I want to see and hope and one I think an wants to see. Consequently I work with only the best performers and they more than anything I do make the shows what they are.

Did you always have geeky and nerdy acts? Or is it something that gradually made its way into the shows?

Wasabassco Burlesque- Stormy Leather as a Cylon from Battlestar Galactica Photo by Wayne Herrschaft

Stormy Leather as a Cylon

That’s a good question. I don’t think we did early on. It wasn’t so much a thing back then that burlesque so strongly tied itself to pop culture. It’s not like it is now where so many new shows are themed around specific movies, TV shows or genres. I’d say it was gradual. GiGi La Femme’s Princess Leia number was one of our first featured geeky numbers, and Nasty’s Tom Baker Dr Who number appeared early on. We’re big Geeks at Wasabassco so i think it was inevitable. One of my favorites was our 6th Anniversary Show where we had a full size TARDIS on stage and all of the hosts regenerated into each other while stripping.

How does Wasabassco mix the right amount of sexy and the right amount geeky into their geek acts? 

The key I think is that any geeky act has to first and foremost be a burlesque act. If the underlying routine is a good, smart, sexy burlesque number, then you can layer the geeky costume and references on top. Too often you see geeky burlesque numbers where the performer just gets onstage in a costume and then takes it off. It may make for a good fanboy fantasy but it’s not necessarily good entertainment.

If you were on a deserted island what video game, comic/book, movie and TV show would you bring? 

Evelyn Vynl as Harley Quinn Photo by Ben Trivett

Evelyn Vynl as Harley Quinn

Well I’ve never really played video games, since I’ve never had the free time for it, but I quite liked Sim City from back in the day. It appealed to my sense of organizing things to make them work together. For comic book I’ll take Darwyn Cooke’s New Frontier. I’m an old DC fan (or a fan of old DC). The story has all of the nobility of a good story about being a hero, yet all of the social critique the modern age has brought to comics, without falling into hipster bitterness or naivety. And Cooke’s artwork is just stunning. If I get a book too It’d be Night Watch by Terry Pratchett because I’m a huge Sam Vimes fan. Movie is so tough! Raiders of The Lost Ark just beats out The Iron Giant. For TV show I’m taking Classic Star Trek. Highly rewatchable and enough adventure and comedy to keep me entertained, plus Sherry Jackson in her cross your heart overals for those lonely desert island nights.


Wasabassco on the Internet: 




Twitter: @Wasabassco

Anime Burlesque

Kitty Cadillac as Ichigo Momomiya (Tokyo Mew Mew)

(Some images below NSFW)

Calling All Otakus!

From the same people who brought you the Sci-fi, Video Game and Star Wars Burlesque Shows, now comes Anime Burlesque. These burlesque dancers take on (just to take it off) some of your favorite female anime characters.

“Devil’s Playground returned to Bordello on January 8 for Anime Babes, a burlesque show dedicated to Japanese animation favorites. Characters from Pokemon, Tokyo Mew Mew, Fullmetal Alchemist, Sailor Moon, Speed Racer and Neon Genesis Evangelion made an appearance throughout the night. (LA Weekly)”

But wait, they don’t have Faye (Cowboy Bebop)?! Come on! They wouldn’t even have to sex-up her outfit either since her gravity defying short shorts which barely supported by suspenders, cropped shirt are revealing enough to start with. Well here’s hoping they have a part two, since they have done that with previous shows.  Who would you want to see burlesqued up if they have a part two?

I’m happy that Devil’s Playground does these Geeky Burlesque shows but to be honest I feel like I’ve seen better cosplay at cons #imjustsayin.

Read a review of the show here from Liz’s article: “Anime Babes from Sailor Moon to Rei Ayanami: This Isn’t Cosplay, This is Burlesque”

Check out their Comic Book Vixens Burlesque Show (some images NSFW)

Previous Shows: Science Fiction, Video Game & Star Wars Burlesque Show


Courtney Cruz as Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Courtney Cruz as Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Daisy Meadows as Sailor Moon

Daisy Meadows as Sailor Moon

Lucy Fur as Pikachu (Pokémon)

Lucy Fur as Pikachu (Pokémon)
Olivia Bellafontaine as Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Sin Fisted as Trixie (Speed Racer)

[Sources: LA Weekly, Topless Robot, LA Weekly Blog]

Sci-fi, Video Game, & Star Wars Burlesque Show

The Devil’s Playground Ladies in LA bring us yet another geek infused Burlesque Show, this time it’s your favorite Sci-Fi women.  They previously did a Star Wars show and Video Game girls show, which are also in the gallery.  I hope they do anime girls next (Faye Valentine I’m looking at you!).  And how about a male version for us geek girls?!

Ever wanted to see Pris from Blade Runner do a strip tease? Devil’s Playground returned to Bordello for its monthly burlesque and cabaret show, this time with Ladies of Sci-Fi Burlesque, featuring characters inspired by Pris from Blade Runner, Ripley from the Alien franchise, Maria from Metropolis, Aeon Flux, Barbarella and Metroid‘s Samus Aran. Some images may be NSFW. Catch the ladies again on October 9 for Scream Queens Burlesque. – LAWeekly

[Source Topless Robot LAWeekly and the shoes via Star Wars & Wine]